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28.8s
You don't want to get stuck in Chicago, right? You don't want to end up like Sam Highsmith, who's been doing the "People say Sam" bit since '03. - SAM: I don't like kids. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." - See? - Is that what you want? - It's like... Is that what you want for your life? It's amazing. And it's the same material. - SAM: What do people say? - AUDIENCE: Sam. - SAM: People say what? - AUDIENCE: Sam. I'm Sam Highsmith. Thank you very much. You know what, I'm gonna tell him... - He's a hack. - ...how I feel about it. - Fucking tell him. - Never writes anything new. - I'm gonna tell him... - It's fucking bullshit. - Great set, dude. - I'm feeling it, bro. - Killing me, man. - Crushing. Love the new stuff.
The Big Sick
27.4s
So, uh, thank you, guys... There's no bad crowds, dude, only bad comedians. You complain about the crowd, like, all the time. Yeah, like, that's when they're really bad. That's, like, 90% of the time they're really bad. Look, will you just watch and give me notes tonight? All right? If we both give each other notes, I think it helps. Your notes are just, "Add more fucks into the bit." - That doesn't help anybody. - Hey, fuck's a funny word. It's soft on the top, and it's hard on the end. That was truly horrible. - That was so bad. - What happened? - Just watch. - I'll watch, give you notes. - All right. Thank you. - Hey, that was great. No, he didn't even crack a smile. - I thought I was gonna puke. - Who?
The Big Sick
29.2s
♪ Somethin's wrong 'cause my mind is fading ♪ ♪ And everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting ♪ ♪ Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis ♪ ♪ Stealing kisses from the leprous faces ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind... ♪
The Big Sick
19s
SAM: I don't want kids. People say, "Sam, you're gonna love it. "This kid... You're gonna have a kid, "he's gonna be your best friend." A best friend that... that pukes on you and shits everywhere and is constantly screaming. I already have friends like that. - [ Audience laughs ] - People say, "Sam..." I know you're bummed, all right, but, like...
The Big Sick