I am getting, like, a lot of bright fruit. I'd say it's very fruit-forward. Mmm-hmm. It tastes like grape juice that's gone bad. - Like... - [ Laughing ] Yeah. Why do you know so much about wine?
The Big Sick
7.8s
You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
The Big Sick
6.2s
- I play video games. - That's the thing. Everybody now needs, like, you know, a Nintendo. A game thing. The thing. Electronics. $1,000.
The Big Sick
6.8s
Tuna's always a gamble, but, you know, we're not by the water. Well, we are by the water. But it's a lake.
The Big Sick
5.5s
You've never talked to people about 9/11? No, what's your... What's your stance?
The Big Sick
1.8s
That Craig guy?
The Big Sick
1.3s
Now, come on.
The Big Sick
18.9s
I just whoo-hoo'd you. It was supportive. Okay, that's a common misconception. But yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So, if I-- If I yelled out, like, "You're amazing in bed!" - [ Laughs ] - That'd be a heckle? Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. - Cool. - Whoa.
The Big Sick
15.6s
Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
The Big Sick
6.2s
You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
The Big Sick
6s
KUMAIL: I was watching this monster movie with my friend. And he turned to me, and he was like, "What would you do in that situation?"
The Big Sick
6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
The Big Sick
5.1s
I was in bed with my girlfriend, and I was trying to mansplain to her that, you know, we...
The Big Sick
3.5s
MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
The Big Sick
4.6s
- The end. - [ Laughing continues ] Denise, this...
The Big Sick
2.4s
Just do the heroin. It's very powerful.
The Big Sick
6.8s
Should I just, like, put my stuff down or... Yeah, I would say it's safe. You know what? That area's... Go for that area.
The Big Sick
5.9s
It's... Eh, basically, you know, you try to find out a word, a real word, - that nobody can rhyme. - Okay.
