♪ Somethin's wrong 'cause my mind is fading ♪ ♪ And everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting ♪ ♪ Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis ♪ ♪ Stealing kisses from the leprous faces ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind... ♪
The Big Sick
14.5s
So, these are my real journals, honestly. And this is the woman who wrote them. - Poor gal. - [ Audience laughs ] Yeah. She-- She has no idea that, like, giant titties are about to sprout and change her life dramatically.
The Big Sick
8.7s
I grew up in Pakistan. And people are always asking me, "What was that like?" [ Scattered laughter ] Really not that different from here.
The Big Sick
3.4s
She made it herself, specially for you, with extra potatoes.
The Big Sick
2s
- [ Applause continues ] - [ Cheering continues ]
The Big Sick
2.5s
Um, I'll tell you about myself.
The Big Sick
2.2s
You're fantastic.
The Big Sick
1.3s
Bob Dalavan.
The Big Sick
6.7s
I work on the second floor of the bank - in this fantasy scenario. - Go back to ISIS.
The Big Sick
11.3s
[ Chuckles ] Totally fine. I should probably go. - Do you want to call an Uber? - No, I'm gonna walk, actually. So, this has been really great.
The Big Sick
6.4s
Okay, it's getting late. - I should go. - ALL: No, no, no. - Betho, betho. He will be here. - AZMAT: Hold on, hold on. I think I should call him up. I'll just call him up.
The Big Sick
3.3s
I've never even been to Canada. [ All laugh ]
The Big Sick
1.9s
You're still kicked out of the family.
The Big Sick
1.7s
Take the fun out of hiccups now.
The Big Sick
1.7s
I just sort of lost control.
The Big Sick
1.2s
Mutton biryani.
The Big Sick
1.1s
[ Mary laughs ]
The Big Sick
5.8s
That's so stupid. Don't you talk to your mother like that. You don't care what I think. You just want me to follow the rules.
