[ Laughs ] Sorry. Just have that weird, like, yawning thing that happens when you're watching a really boring film. [ Laughing ] It's not boring. Just wait for it to kick in. - The plot kicks in really soon. - Okay. PHIBES ON TV: Your loss. Nine times nine.
The Big Sick
9.8s
Look at my jeans, Kumi. They're from Citizens of Humanity. - That's the brand's name. - FATIMA: Oh. They're so soft. Touch them. KUMAIL: I don't want to touch your jeans. - AZMAT: Come on, touch them. - I'll touch them. They're like sweatpants, you know.
The Big Sick
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But we put her in a coma for a reason, to stabilize her. Moving her could be very dangerous.
The Big Sick
6s
I really appreciate everything you've done for me. I truly, truly, truly do. I really do.
The Big Sick
6.5s
I haven't prayed in years. I just go down there, and I play video games.
The Big Sick
3.3s
We're still just eliminating possibilities.
The Big Sick
3.5s
- Thank you. Yeah. - BOTH: Bye. - Bye. - I hope you come back.
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1.1s
Great.
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1.2s
[ Sighs ]
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4.3s
Were you, like, super funny? - Were you really smart? - [ Chuckles ] Were you...
The Big Sick
4.9s
- BOTH:...eight, seven... - Quiet. Everyone, this is Zubeida.
The Big Sick
3.9s
Yeah, but we were, like, in the throes of passion then, and...
The Big Sick
4.1s
Of you in high school? Oh, my God. - Boom. - No.
The Big Sick
3.4s
Trust me, she is fighting this, and so are we.
The Big Sick
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I'll show you a picture.
The Big Sick
3.7s
[ Sighs ] Oh... fuck.
The Big Sick
27.4s
So, uh, thank you, guys... There's no bad crowds, dude, only bad comedians. You complain about the crowd, like, all the time. Yeah, like, that's when they're really bad. That's, like, 90% of the time they're really bad. Look, will you just watch and give me notes tonight? All right? If we both give each other notes, I think it helps. Your notes are just, "Add more fucks into the bit." - That doesn't help anybody. - Hey, fuck's a funny word. It's soft on the top, and it's hard on the end. That was truly horrible. - That was so bad. - What happened? - Just watch. - I'll watch, give you notes. - All right. Thank you. - Hey, that was great. No, he didn't even crack a smile. - I thought I was gonna puke. - Who?
