And we would go to the mosque and hear graphic details of religious people being killed 1,400 years ago. I mean, like, Tarantino-esque details. - [ Scattered laughter ] - And everyone would be crying, like, competing to see who could cry the hardest. And I could never cry. And I was like, what is wrong with me? Am I broken? The only time I've cried that much is during the first 15 minutes of Up.
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- Toast is the only food... - BETH: No, I mean, that is a really confusing position. I mean, do you want ISIS to have more people? No, I was saying that... Guess what, everybody? We got an ISIS recruiter here. [ People laughing ] All right, glad we got to the bottom of that.
The Big Sick
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Get out of here, you assholes. All right. MARY: Come here, you big dummy.
The Big Sick
3.1s
But because we did not get a proper chance to say bye to you, so...
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3.1s
I don't know how people do it when their family's sick.
The Big Sick
2.5s
Yeah, uh, how... What, uh... Where are you from?
The Big Sick
1.9s
Ah, Kumail, here's the thing.
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[ Scattered laughter ]
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[ Clock ticking ]
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- [ All laughing ] - I want to name my kid Void, so he won't be able to cash any of his paychecks.
The Big Sick
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Fine. Totally fine. Just, uh... Beth went to Emily, so, uh...
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[ "Biggest Part of Me" by David Pack playing ]
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- You Can't Rhyme It? - How does that go?
The Big Sick
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I figured that was what was gonna happen. I have a solution. So, "Hi, how are you?" That's just a real basic one. You know.
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So I've been collecting some things, uh, that are important to me, and I wanted to show them to you.
