♪ Somethin's wrong 'cause my mind is fading ♪ ♪ And everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting ♪ ♪ Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis ♪ ♪ Stealing kisses from the leprous faces ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind ♪ ♪ Got a devil's haircut in my mind... ♪
The Big Sick
27.4s
So, uh, thank you, guys... There's no bad crowds, dude, only bad comedians. You complain about the crowd, like, all the time. Yeah, like, that's when they're really bad. That's, like, 90% of the time they're really bad. Look, will you just watch and give me notes tonight? All right? If we both give each other notes, I think it helps. Your notes are just, "Add more fucks into the bit." - That doesn't help anybody. - Hey, fuck's a funny word. It's soft on the top, and it's hard on the end. That was truly horrible. - That was so bad. - What happened? - Just watch. - I'll watch, give you notes. - All right. Thank you. - Hey, that was great. No, he didn't even crack a smile. - I thought I was gonna puke. - Who?
The Big Sick
4.3s
I mean, we played cricket, which is just a spicier version of baseball.
The Big Sick
8.7s
I grew up in Pakistan. And people are always asking me, "What was that like?" [ Scattered laughter ] Really not that different from here.
The Big Sick
2.5s
Um, I'll tell you about myself.
The Big Sick
2s
- [ Applause continues ] - [ Cheering continues ]
The Big Sick
2.2s
You're fantastic.
The Big Sick
3s
Not quite sure what part you were laughing at.
The Big Sick
7.2s
I was visiting someone down the hall, and I was, like, I'll just pop in - and say hi to Emily. - Oh. No, I'm joking. I'm here for you.
The Big Sick
22.5s
Uh, Terry. Terry. And, uh, who's this lovely lady next to you? Oh, my God. That's Emily's dad. Is that cloth? Little terry cloth? - [ Scattered laughter ] - It's Beth. Beth. That's pretty close. Why would he do this? Terry, Beth, where you guys from? - We're from North Carolina. - Ooh. North Carolina. Tar Heel state. - Stop. Stop it. - Oh. Home of Krispy Kreme donuts. What brings you to Chicago?
The Big Sick
1.4s
Our daughter's in a coma.
The Big Sick
2.7s
Yeah, they've got waffle fries and, um...
The Big Sick
1.2s
- And then... - Stonehenge.
The Big Sick
1.8s
TERRY: She left the lights on, huh?
The Big Sick
9.5s
There you go. Three games right there. Jimmy was a real guy? Yeah, well, I mean, there was no particular Jimmy. You know, whoever got hit with the chalk, - he was the Jimmy. - [ The X-Files theme playing ] Uh...
The Big Sick
1s
What?
The Big Sick
5.9s
I just do stand-up comedy on the side to keep a low profile. - [ Audience laughing ] - Fuck you.