- What are you doing here? - Uh... I was in the neighborhood, and I saw that you were gonna be here, so I thought I'd come say hi.
The Big Sick
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I mean...
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You know people, they talk about the-- the New York water.
The Big Sick
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This is a picture of me and my mother.
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And I already called shotgun, Chicago to Pittsburgh. Do not fuck this up. Your destiny awaits. CJ: This'll be the biggest move of your life, other than the one from Pakistan. - KUMAIL: Yeah. - [ Audience laughing ] EMILY: I didn't have any kind of epiphany or anything... Hey, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. [ Chuckles ] Hey, everybody. Thank you for, uh, for coming. I just want to say a couple, uh... A couple of words here. Mom, why is Kumail here?
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Since I'm a member of the family, it would stand to reason that I would get a vote in whether or not I get kicked out, and that vote would have to be unanimous, standard parliamentary procedure. So, all those in favor of not kicking Kumail out of the family, raise your hand.
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- I heard pimpin' ain't easy. - Right.
The Big Sick
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Okay, you're giving me the silent treatment.
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KUMAIL: But you liked it, huh? Yeah. I mean...
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"Kumail, how did you become so much more handsome "than your brother NAVEED?" Bullshit. [ Bangs table ]
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Yeah, I heard him leave this morning.
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You're gonna know the woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with when you cheat on her.
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It just feels totally different now.
The Big Sick
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Have fun.
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You don't believe in Allah? I don't know what I believe, Dad. I don't know.
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So, today is actually tomorrow, earlier tonight was yesterday, so two days. You see, I don't date time-nerds, so that really takes you off the table. [ Laughing ] That works out 'cause I am a hardcore time-nerd. Yeah, I can tell. I'm, like, very strict about a.m./p.m. stuff and...
