Just no... There's no ass tapping. Ah! But you wanna be tapping that ass, though, don't you? - Uh... - Right?
Shaft
4.3s
I told her we we're going to the mosque. Now she wants to come. "No.
Shaft
2.2s
"I hate pussy."
Shaft
1.2s
You motherfucking dancing?
Shaft
5.1s
I feel like I just stepped into an apartment display at Pier 1 Imports or some shit.
Shaft
6.9s
You're a metrosexual? A heteronormative? Cisgender? Fluid? Stop me when I tick your box.
Shaft
3.3s
Maybe I underestimated you. No, we're just friends.
Shaft
8.6s
- Andre, we got a new friend. - Mm-hmm. Three of our favorites, Buttery Nipples. - Have you ever had a Buttery Nipple? - Just put it in your mouth. - Oh, um... - Cheers!
Shaft
1.7s
You gotta puke, puke in that.
Shaft
1.2s
Oh!
Shaft
6.3s
I don't feel good. Want ginger ale? I need some medicine.
Shaft
12.8s
Oh, my bad. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck am I? Puta cucaracha... Oh! I'm sorry. He doesn't know how to properly speak to women. We're just here... looking for the owner, Bennie.
Shaft
1.1s
What you gonna do, man?
Shaft
2s
You know what that says to me?
Shaft
4.8s
So, my friend's body was found outside your building last week. So, what? Was he buying drugs from you?
Shaft
2.3s
Sorry, guys. I actually... I gotta go.
Shaft
28.9s
- I'm serious. - What did you have to leave town for? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to send up some stuff for, uh, my new business. - New business? - Wait. He didn't tell you about Brothers Watching Brothers? No. Yeah, damn. Okay, so... It's this rehabilitation program that me and my Army buddies started. Basically the idea is to help vets who were coming back, who are going through the same shit that I went through, with addiction, and so just sort of helping them out, get them on their feet.