Oh, we ain't friends? No! Yeah... Wait a minute. Hold on. See, I just... You know, I came here to ask you about somebody who's a mutual friend. So that's gotta count for something, right?
Shaft
9.9s
I thought "Irresistible" was some kind of stripper name or some shit. I looked at your driver's license, and... that shit's for real. I'll call you. No, you won't.
Shaft
2.1s
What the fuck are you wearing?
Shaft
2.8s
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, guys.
Shaft
1s
Here, let me just...
Shaft
1s
Come on.
Shaft
1s
Yeah...
Shaft
1s
I will.
Shaft
1s
That's right.
Shaft
2.1s
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Shaft
9.6s
She's scared you're gonna run into your grandma up in there. You know, she had more stripper girlfriends than an Arab got hoes in the harem. Could you not talk about my grandmother like that, please?
Shaft
2.3s
Ah! Your mama didn't give you that, huh?
Shaft
20.1s
It's a little more complicated than that. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't realize that it was complicated. You know, in that case, all is forgiven. You're standing here acting like I ain't remember you. Like I ain't send you shit every birthday... Like the condoms you sent me when I was 10? Remember that year I sent you those VIP passes to Honeybuns with the complimentary $500 stacks? No.
Shaft
2.3s
I did not abandon you.
Shaft
8.1s
Oh, my God. Your mom has really fucked you up. No, she just raised me. She didn't abandon me 25 years ago. Whoa, whoa, pump your brakes now.
