Ah! Honey, tell her. And don't leave out any of the romantic parts.
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It's like we're pretending it's a train, but it's not. [EDIE LAUGHS]
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Next thing you know, it's a tug of war... pulling it back and forth and out of nowhere... His fat fist goes right through the canvas. - But it was an accident. - Doesn't matter! You ruined my painting. Okay. Honestly, I really think you should've thanked me. Yeah, because that painting was hideous. [CHUCKLES] My grandfather painted that painting. And it was my favorite thing in the entire world.
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DAVID: Okay. All right. Where did we first meet. Um... It's great. Well, that would have been when Rose moved into my apartment building. - Ah. That's right. DAVID: Mm-hm. [GASPS] I remember watching her through the crack in my door as she was... Wait, you were spying on me? Now, hon, just because you've heard it a thousand times... doesn't mean you should interrupt. Don't be rude.
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And, uh... she was wearing these little navy blue Chuck Taylors and these jean shorts. No pockets on the back, however that happened. And this, uh, Tom Waits T-shirt. I was like, "Oh, that's cool." Because I love Tom Waits. And she just looked beautiful.
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I wanna go help her, but I don't wanna come off like I'm hitting on her, because... you know, I'd like to hit on her maybe at some point.
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- That was such a detailed story, Edie. - Thank you! You gotta do a one-woman show. It's, like, so many layers, you know?
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But, yeah, I was spying on her. She was unloading this U-Haul all by herself.
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- What do you mean? - How'd you two meet?
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So, what's your story, David?
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I can't even get a signal.
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Oh, gee, thank you, Casey. Thank you for your amazing problem solving skills. So helpful. Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? I'm not gonna stand on the side of the road next to an RV filled with pot.
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Okay. Actually, that's fine. Good idea. Okay, hurry back though, please. "Oh, I have a plan." Really? Good plan. You don't have any plans.
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ROSE: Oh, really? What golden advice did you follow that ended with you on the streets?
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I'm gonna try to find help. - Yeah, fuck this. I'm going with her. Bye. - What?
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No shit. We're in the fucking middle of nowhere, dude.
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Was this part of your plan, David? Damn it.
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- Wait, what are we gonna do now? - I don't kno...