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So, who usually waxes your balls? Oh, I go to a woman in, uh, Cleveland. - Which is where I'm from. - No way. - What? - I'm from Edgewater. - You're from Edgewater? - Yeah. - I'm from Tremont! - Oh, my God. Small world. - Unbelievable. - That is so weird! Like... Right? Wow. Okay, um... If you could just, uh, lift that penis up for me. Okay. Yeah, that's great. So, uh, what brings you to Chicago, Ty? Well, I'm in town to do a few Sexy Santa competitions. - Nice! - Yeah. Okay, slight sting on your nutsack.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Come on. Who's ready to have some Christmas fun? ♪ I ain't scared I ain't scared ♪ ♪ I can't stop so let's go oh oh ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we're moving like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it like a star ♪ ♪ Yeah I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ Know exactly what you thinking when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Pull it right back turn the beat so fast ♪ ♪ Keep the bass real low I keep it just like that yeah ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it ♪ ♪ Like that ♪ ♪ Hey hey yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah I do it do it you never do it ♪ ♪ I pick it up and throw it right back when I get into it ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's no holding back when I break through it ♪ ♪ Better hurry up and get it when I do you won't forget it ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪♪ Hi, Ruth. We bought you a churro. - You want that? - No, thank you. This place is fun. I never went to a place like this when I was a kid. My God, no. When I was a kid, we would go down to the quarry and blow shit up. That's nice. Where are you ladies from? I am from Ottawa, which is in Canada. And then my husband Dirk wanted a faster life so we moved to Bismarck, North Dakota. And then I had Kiki when I was only 18 years old. And then Dirk died. A long, slow, painful death. But we're all gonna die sometime, alone and afraid. - Where are you from, Ruth? - Chicago. The City of Lights! The Windy City. You know what they call Bismarck? "The City of Old White People." You are so weird. Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago? No. My mother was a terrible woman. - Oh. - She once slapped me. For wearing open-toed shoes on a sailboat. Well, it was a different time then. This was two months ago.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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So what brings you here today, Kiki? Well, um, my mom and I, we're very close. And we would like to be... To be closer. No. No. I think, uh, we would, we would like to be a little more independent. Closer. Uh, Sandy, tell me about your relationship with your daughter. Oh, my gosh. That's my favorite topic. Well, I had Kiki when I was 18 years old. And when the nurse placed her on my breast I looked down at her and I said "You are gonna be my best friend forever." Is that normal? The best friend forever thing? Uh, well, you know, we don't like to use the word "Normal" around here.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- So, um, holidays, huh? - I know. You got big plans with your girlfriend? I wish. I wish I had a girlfriend. Yeah, most women, they just see me as this object to have sex with and then they leave. You know? And I'm like, "Yeah, I dance around "in basketball sneakers and a G-string. It doesn't mean I don't have feelings." Right? Yeah. I, uh... I can relate. I don't know what it is about you, I just... I feel like you're easy to talk to, you know? I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice. I feel the same way, Ty.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate Christmas because it's so much work..." Amy? Oh, shit! What in the fuck are you wearing? My mom made me wear this. Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious... Honestly, this is better than what you usually wear at school. - Wait, guys, come here. - No, no, guys, it's okay. You could, you could just stay there, it's... This is Amy Mitchell. She's dressed up as an old fat man. Uh, no, I'm actually supposed to be Scrooge, but that's... Don't laugh, she's my friend. That's rude. Honey, I'm going to Instagram the shit out of this, right now. - Okay, wait. Side angle. - Oh, great! - And this one. - Okay, um. Can you do a li... Can you purse your lips for me a little bit? I'm gonna go kill myself, so... I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired. - Thank you for visiting, Amy! - Bye. I will never let you forget this. - You know that. - I do. Was that a broken dick on her face?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge "and I hate Christmas because it's so much work and I am lazy." Please, Mr. Scrooge! Won't you listen to our song? And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four. ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ ♪ To you and your kids ♪ ♪ Yeah good tidings for Christmas ♪ What the fuck is happening? ♪ Happy New Year everybody ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom. Oh, Keeks. Oh, Kiki. No, no. Keeks. - Okay, I don't have cancer. - What? I knew it. But imagine if I did have cancer how would you feel being so mean to your mother? I'm not trying to be mean to you, mom. I'm trying to have an honest conversation about our relationship. - I have cancer again. - No. It doesn't work like that a second time. - I have polio. - I think they cured polio. - I have bubonic plague. - No. - I have shingles. - Mom! I have bird flu. - Are you done? - I have a lazy eye. Mom! Please, can we just talk about our relationship? Because I wanna work this out with you. Yes. Let's do that. Yes. - Really? - Yes. I wanna work this out with you. Honestly? I'm gonna run to the ladies' room and I will be right back. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas