Yeah. Jeez. Not good. - Although, you're forgetting one thing. - What? You don't have a fucking choice.
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KENNY: So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer? Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.
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5.1s
No offense, you look like a total drug dealer. - No shit. Thanks, dude. - You could wear a disguise.
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You're probably gonna get searched at the border.
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That's where you come in.
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Holy fucking shit.
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All I'm asking is that you go to Mexico with me.
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- Unless you want to, you know. Oof! - Mm-hm.
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I don't get it. What's in it for me? I'm thinking a roof over your head, some actual hot food. That'd be good enough. I'm thinking 1000.
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Being homeless and all... I'm not homeless, fucktard. I have a home. But I left because my parent... Shut up, okay? Please. I don't need to hear your hard-luck backstory right now. I rented Precious on Netflix eight months ago and I still haven't watched the thing. Here. You know what?
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All right? And then we drive home together in an RV. ROSE: Mm-hm. - And that RV has some pot in it. - Drug dealing? No, it's not drug dealing. It's not. No, it's smuggling. - Are you out of your mind? - Rose, listen to me.
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That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Look, Rose, 10,000 bucks, and your flight's already paid for. You can't buy me. I'm not buying you, all right? I'm renting you. ROSE: Hmm.
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- What did she say? - What the fuck do you think? She said no. Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.
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6s
No way. Absolutely not. No, we need a girl. And unless you can think of someone that can leave town tomorrow, I'm fucked.
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5.3s
But families, they don't get a second look. So, Rose, I need you to be my wife.
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3.9s
Pretty Woman? She was a prostitute. And I don't trust you.
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Now, me crossing the border by myself, huge red flag. Huge, all right?
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Great. And if we get caught I'll say you drugged and kidnapped me. Cool?
