But none of us are. So, I just... I really want you to know... that you did great.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Can I ask you something? Sure. How do you take it? Take what? Living with mom. I mean, s-s-she's so bossy and controlling and... Oh, my God, she's so vain. I mean, she spends all her time you know, creating this, this perfect image of herself just so she can lord it over people. Sweetie, your mom isn't vain. Oh, come on, she, she wears a princess outfit at least once a month. You're probably never gonna believe this. But your mom is the most insecure woman I've ever met.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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How you doin' tonight, Chicago?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Now, your mother and I just have a few tiny disagreements about the importance of Christmas and what it means to be a mother and the sanctity of marriage and how best to raise children. But otherwise, everything is fine. There's no reason to worry, okay? Look, I know this is your first Christmas since your parents got divorced. And it's probably a little strange for you. Am I right? - Yeah. - Yeah. It really is. Well, first of all both of your parents still love you so very much. And no matter what happens I will always be there for you. Always. Because you're my grandkids, and I love you more than anything in the whole world. And so does Grandpa Hank. I know his brain is the size of a walnut but you know, his heart is enormous.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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What's the matter?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Well, um...
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.3s
Whoo!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh. That is a lot of white skin.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.8s
Yeah! Take it off!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Yes! - That was a good haul, mom. - Yeah, she had some good shit. You know... ripping off rich people in front of the supermarket with you is... bringing back a lotta happy Christmas memories for me. Yeah. Me too, babe. I miss you, you know? I miss you, too. It's so weird. Yeah. Maybe we should... spend more time together?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Is everything okay with you and mom? Yeah, you guys have been fighting a lot. Come here and sit by me. Both of you, come here.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I gotta get back to Cleveland tomorrow. - Right. - But, uh... Think I could give you a call next time I come into town? Would that... that interest you at all? Could I do that? - Please. - Yeah? - Yes. - Great. I'd, I'd wax your balls for free. That is so sweet. Well, I would really love that, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I hope you're happy. I don't think you mean that. But thank you, I am. ♪ You can have my sugar sugar sugar baby ♪ ♪ Wanna give you my sugar sugar sugar baby ♪ ♪ Wanna give it to you ♪ ♪ If you want me to ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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He's, he's really good at stripping. - He has such kind eyes. - Yeah. I'm gonna fuck his dick off tonight.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I can't believe people fall for this shit. It's so stupid. - Yeah, I know. - Oh wait, here comes somebody. - Merry Christmas! - Oh, Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, hold on. Hey, would you like to, uh, donate your canned goods to our Christmas Canned Food Drive? Oh, um, I sort of just bought all this. - Bingo. She's got cans. - Oh! Oh, mom, look, look, look. She's got wine. Thank you very much for a very generous donation to the "Canned Christmas Food Drive." The children are gonna be so happy.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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And so would my balls. Well. Consider it done. And, uh...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I did what was best for the family. Mom, everything that is wrong with Christmas is in this room and I want it all gone. Amy, don't be ridiculous. You can't kick Kenny G out of the house. He's a national treasure. If you won't do it, then I will. You wouldn't dare. Oh. Watch me.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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So, about tonight, um, you know we were gonna hang out after the show. And, uh, I mean, I was looking forward to it. I was wondering if, uh... If you're still up for it, you know? - Oh, Ty. - Yeah. Um...