I love this picture. And look, you were just getting your little tiny breasts. - Well, one of 'em, anyway. - You just got here. Let's not talk about my breasts. - Then the other one popped out. - Yeah. Thank goodness! Oh, Keeks! If you play your cards right, you could get a sweatshirt just like this for Christmas. Oh, no. Oh, Kiki Dee, I cannot wait to spend every waking minute of the next three weeks with you. Hmm... Oh! Hmm... Are you smelling my hair? Yes.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hah! Merry Christmas, Kiki! - Mom? Hi! - Oh... my... gosh! I thought you weren't coming until Friday. Well, I just hopped on an earlier flight. - Three days earlier? - Oh. I-I haven't made up the guest bedroom or anything. That's okay. I'll just sleep with you. Big spoon, little spoon. I usually sleep with my husband now. Hey, you wanna see the sweatshirt I made?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh. Your dad is awesome. I thought you hated him. What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that? When you came over to the house last week I heard you and daddy in the bedroom and you kept screaming at him.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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My mother's coming for Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, my fucking God!
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.5s
What is it?
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.9s
Oh, no.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
18.4s
Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Yeah. Then, there's all the over-the-top Christmas parties. Oh, my God. Are these lobster Santa hats? Are these a thing now? What the fuck? Then, there's all the cooking all the cleaning all the wrapping. It's insane! There's just never enough time. Argh!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Hey, mom, look what Santa got me. A used baseball glove. Oh, that's great, buddy. I used to have one just like it.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I've always loved Christmas. It's my favorite time of the year. Most of all, I love the time with my family.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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But you... somehow just turned out really good. Um, and, Carla, I just...
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.5s
I do too.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I think you're fucking amazing. Why are you saying this? And no matter what anyone says...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I wish I was as close to you as you are to your kids.