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Okay. Oh, I didn't know Rite Aid made Christmas decorations. So I have the whole week planned out. On Thursday, we'll see "The Nutcracker." And then, of course, on Friday, we'll all go caroling. Unfortunately, Mike was our baritone and you're divorcing him. So we're gonna have to fill that hole if we're gonna win the Caroling Cup this year. Oh, God, the Caroling Cup? Darling, when I lived here we won the Caroling Cup nine times. It's too bad you've given up on our family's tradition of winning. Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so... Well, clearly not at the gym. Whoop. I want to celebrate my triumphant return to Chicago. I wanna throw an enormous Christmas party at your house. So I was thinking Christmas Eve, if that's convenient. What? No. That's not convenient. I mean, we can invite all of my old friends and we can have a sushi station and we can hire Kenny G to play Christmas music. I hear he's not even that expensive anymore. Yeah, okay, that-that sounds like a lot of work. Yeah. It's too bad, I've already invited everyone. - Where, to my house? - Yes. A 184 people are coming. What? Why haven't I gotten a Christmas card from you yet? I don't know, mom. I-I-I guess it just fell through the cracks. What is happening with you? Nothing. Nothing's happening to me. Amy, this is Christmas. It's the big show. - I know. - You can't dick around. - I'm not dicking around. - I feel you're dicking around. Mom, I'm honestly not dicking around. Yes, you are dicking around. I can tell when you're dicking around. I'm not dicking around. - Dick, dick around. - Okay. Okay. I'm not dicking around. Alright, enough with the bad language. Okay. - I like your hair. - Really? Yeah, it looks like you're not trying so hard. Yeah. Love you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. Hi, mom. - Amy. - Hi. - You look pale. - Oh. I'm just trying out a new skin thing. Oh, good, it's just bad makeup. You're not dying. Where's your tree? I-I haven't had time to get one yet. Amy, it's December 19th. Even the Jews have Christmas trees by now. Never mind, we'll get one tomorrow. - Okay. - Huh. Yeah. Do you have any food? I haven't eaten in three days. Yeah. Oh, gosh, yes. I actual... I have all your favorites. It's adorable. You let your kids cook.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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It's like living with Saddam Hussein. My mom is only staying with me because I think she wants to steal my TV. Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mother tonight. Yeah, it's like, it's like going on a seven-hour death march around the city. My daughter really wants a Happy Happy Princess Doll and I have looked everywhere for it and I don't know where it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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So your mom and dad have never been here on Christmas before? Um, no, no. Okay, wait, do you, do you think that I made enough food? Uh, seriously? I can make quiche. I'm gonna go make quiche. Babe, everything's gonna be fine. No, honey, it's not gonna be fine. My mom is the most critical human being on the planet. When I was six years old I made her a birthday card. And she returned it with notes. Okay, that's fucked up. The point is she's perfect at everything and she is impossible to please. But if she's impossible to please why're you tryin' so hard to please her? Listen, I'll tell you the truth. Daughters spend their whole lives trying to please their mothers, and mothers spend their whole lives shitting all over their daughters. It's just how the world works. Okay? I can't fix that. I'm not, I'm not fucking Beyoncé. Well, y-y-you are to me. - Ugh. - I love you. I love you. - Mmm. - Okay. You think your mom's gonna like me? No.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Wait, I... Well, you didn't tell me you were coming for Christmas. It's Christmas? Uh, yeah. Isn't that why you're here? Totally! Totally why I'm here. Merry Christmas, lady. Merry Christmas. Jesus, look at you! You bitch, you don't age at all. Look how fucking hot you look! Look at those boobs. Oh, thanks. You're lookin' a little bit older. But good, you look good. What's it been, like three years? Three? Whoa, really? Oh, gosh. I don't know, babe. I don't really know what year it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom! Hi, guys. What are you doing in here? Well, I just came in here to watch you fall asleep like I always do and then you started going at it like monkeys in a zoo. You watch me fall asleep every night? Well, except after Blue Bloods, I know that's your special intercourse night. Oh, honey, I'm so glad to see you have such a vibrant sex life. It's so important for you and Kent to just bang each other.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I'm sorry we're late. Hank drives like a girl. Merry Christmas, grandma and grandpa! Merry Christmas, grandpa! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, dad. Here, have some X-Boxes. - Are you serious? - Thank you so much. Mum would never let us have these. Thank you. Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie. It's so nice to meet you. Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
A Bad Moms Christmas