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2m14s
Oh, Ty! ♪ Well I'm feeling ♪ ♪ Mighty fine y'all ♪ ♪ Got my music on the radio ♪ - Oh, boy. - Oh, my God. ♪ Well I'm feeling mighty nice Lord ♪ ♪ Got my music on the radio ♪ That's beautiful, Ty. ♪ Feel like I wanna kiss you baby ♪ ♪ Standin' underneath that mistletoe ♪ Oh, my fucking God. Turn her around. Turn her around. It's okay, just turn her around. ♪ Maybe left all them good presents for my baby ♪ ♪ I said Merry Christmas baby ♪ ♪ Surely you treat me nice ♪ ♪ You surely treat me nice ♪♪ Okay, alright, that's great. Okay, we're done. That was amazing. Thank you so much. Just go for it, dude. Oh, baby, don't cry. Phew! He's so hot. - That's my son. - Yeah? - Hey, man. - Right there. - That's Jaxon. - Hey, there. How are you? - Nice to meet you. - Mm-hmm. - I'll take you right in there. - I love you. I love you. - Phew! - Whoo! Oh, we better get going or we're gonna miss our flight. - What flight? - Oh, I didn't tell you? Isis, Ruth and I are going to Las Vegas for New Year's. And we're gonna see Wayne Newton before he dies. Whoo! The three of you are going to Vegas together? Yeah, well, we're best friends now. Well, we're, we're new friends. We're best friends. Yeah, we're new friends. Anyways, Merry Christmas, everyone. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, everyone. Hank, get all our bags. - ♪ I do what I want ♪ - ♪ She does ♪ ♪ Say what you say ♪ ♪ I work real hard everyday ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucking woman ♪ ♪ Baby alright ♪ ♪ I don't need a man ♪ ♪ To be holding me too tight ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucking woman ♪ ♪ Baby that's right ♪ ♪ I'm just having fun with my ladies here tonight ♪ ♪ I'm a motherfucker ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m0s
♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Candles burnin' low ♪ ♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪ ♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪ ♪ Everywhere we go ♪ ♪ Choir singing carols ♪ - Shaobing for everybody. - Bing with everybody but me. ♪ All these things and more ♪♪ God, Chinese food on Christmas. I feel like such a Jew. Would you like some shaobing? Oh, you know I would. No, honey, that is Ruth's husband. Oh, honestly, have at it. Hank deserves a little fun at Christmas. Oh. I love this. Guys, I can't believe that we're eating Chinese food for Christmas dinner and my mother is loving it. I can't believe my mom's not wearing a sweatshirt. - With my face on it. - Guys, we did it. We actually took Christmas back this year. You know what? I couldn't have done it without you girls. - Oh! - Ladies, I love you. - We love you back. - Same here.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m13s
You guys, you know what drives me crazy? - Genital warts? - What? - Genital warts. - No. Carla, no. No, w-w-what drives me crazy is the-is the pressure that we put on ourselves to make Christmas perfect, guys. Look, Christmas is supposed to be fun. Yes, why am I responsible for getting every gift for everyone in my entire family? I mean, just 'cause I'm a girl? - Yeah. - It's 2017! I thought so. Why can't my husband buy presents for his own mom? I don't even like his mom. She blames her farts on my kids. - What? - You know what I do? - With my big dumb son? - What? Every November, I just go into his room grab a bunch of random crap wrap it up, give it to him on Christmas. - He doesn't even notice. - Seriously? Oh, my God, I've given him the same baseball glove like nine times. And how lame are the gifts that your family gives you? I spend months picking out the perfect gift for everyone in my family and all I ever get is coupons for free back rubs. Oh, that's so wrong. You know what my son gave me last year for Christmas? A box of Ziploc baggies. Think I'll probably just wrap it up and give it back to him again this Christmas. You guys, I'm just like a-a-a giant stress ball from November to New Year's. I just wanna enjoy Christmas again. Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
48.6s
Well, then let's do it. What? Guys, what is wrong with us? Have we learned nothing? This is bullshit. I am disappointed in this threesome. We are mothers. And if things are not going our way, then what do we do? We hide in the bathroom. - No. - No. No, we don't, we don't do that. - Uh-unh. - We s... No, we stand up. - And we fight back. - Fight back. Yes. So if we wanna do Christmas our way this year then we're gonna do Christmas our way. No more perfect gifts, no more perfect decorations no more perfect anything. - Fuck it. - Let's take Christmas back. Let's put the "ass" back. - In "Christm-ass." - What? That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get... - Yeah, we know what you meant. - Yeah, we get you. Okay, to taking Christmas back. Yes!
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.4s
Holy fuck. ♪ Out of all the reindeer ♪ ♪ You know you're the mastermind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Randolph's not too far behind ♪ ♪ Run run Rudolph ♪ ♪ Santa's got to make it to town ♪♪ I can't do this shit sober. Me neither. You guys wanna get drunk at the food court? - Fuck yeah! - Yeah. - Come on. - Ooh, fun!
A Bad Moms Christmas