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I'm sorry we're late. Hank drives like a girl. Merry Christmas, grandma and grandpa! Merry Christmas, grandpa! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, dad. Here, have some X-Boxes. - Are you serious? - Thank you so much. Mum would never let us have these. Thank you. Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie. It's so nice to meet you. Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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So your mom and dad have never been here on Christmas before? Um, no, no. Okay, wait, do you, do you think that I made enough food? Uh, seriously? I can make quiche. I'm gonna go make quiche. Babe, everything's gonna be fine. No, honey, it's not gonna be fine. My mom is the most critical human being on the planet. When I was six years old I made her a birthday card. And she returned it with notes. Okay, that's fucked up. The point is she's perfect at everything and she is impossible to please. But if she's impossible to please why're you tryin' so hard to please her? Listen, I'll tell you the truth. Daughters spend their whole lives trying to please their mothers, and mothers spend their whole lives shitting all over their daughters. It's just how the world works. Okay? I can't fix that. I'm not, I'm not fucking Beyoncé. Well, y-y-you are to me. - Ugh. - I love you. I love you. - Mmm. - Okay. You think your mom's gonna like me? No.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom! Hi, guys. What are you doing in here? Well, I just came in here to watch you fall asleep like I always do and then you started going at it like monkeys in a zoo. You watch me fall asleep every night? Well, except after Blue Bloods, I know that's your special intercourse night. Oh, honey, I'm so glad to see you have such a vibrant sex life. It's so important for you and Kent to just bang each other.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Good evening, everyo... What in God's name is that? Oh, that is our new Christmas tree. I got it at Lady Foot Locker. - Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy. - I find it revolting. - Oh. What is this thing doing in your house? I don't know, I-I didn't wanna waste time tree shopping this year. I actually wanted to enjoy Christmas. Amy, you are a mom. Moms don't enjoy, they give joy. That's how being a mom works. And this hideous tree does not give joy to anybody. I don't know, I-I kind of like it. - Thank you. - Yeah. Who are you, and why are you talking? Mom, please be nice. This is Jessie. You met him. I'm tired of this conversation. But if you think for one second I'm gonna let your lazy shenanigans ruin Christmas for this entire family you are very much mistaken. Goodnight, dear children. Here, have some iTunes gift cards. Mom, seriously? You have to stop giving them gifts. Thanks, grandma. Honey, did you see these ornaments? They are all little shoes. I swear to God, Hank. I will drive you to a fire station and I will leave you there.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Go go go go ♪ - ♪ Go go ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ Merry Christmas! ♪ I wanna live like it's Mardi Gras and ♪ ♪ Don't need no R and R ♪ - What? - Yes. Now, it's gonna be better. Now, it is gonna be better. ♪ Good vibes only ♪ ♪ I just tapped a keg ♪ ♪ I'mma fill my cup ♪ ♪ Got fireworks got booze ♪ ♪ Let's blow some shit up ♪ ♪ Tonight I'm going stupid ♪ ♪ Doing things I've never done ♪ ♪ We all got one thing in common ♪ ♪ We just wanna have fun hey ♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Alright, guys. Here. - Ooh, we got some popcorn. - I got extra. - Yes. - You guys ready? - Look at that. - Okay. - This is really nice, mom. - Yeah. We should do all Christmas like this. Yeah, can we just hang out together and skip all the annoying stuff? Yeah, you guys, I... I would actually really like that. Hey, Jessie, you should come over on Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
42.6s
♪ Break it down ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go go go ♪ Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I still have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mom. I just had a really dumb idea. ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Do something wild ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas