I think Evan may be developing a rash. You know, when you rub the Aquaphor on his tush, you can't just put it on his cheeks, you have to rub it all over the anus, too. All over the anus, got it.
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Stifler?
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I saw a monster. A what? Stick your finger in my asshole. God. Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! Come on, come on, come on. Fuck, yeah! I want you to come all over my...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God!
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. Um...
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Evan, don't touch that! Don't...
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Not this time.
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Look who's jealous now. I wouldn't call being with Ron "settling." Oh, no, he's gorgeous on paper.
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Nothing.
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Wait a minute, do I sense a little jealousy there? No. Mmm-mmm. No? Hey, don't forget, you were the one who broke up with me before you went to med school. Hey, you were moving to LA with no return in sight. You can't blame me for wanting to settle down.
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Fucker!
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Shoot! I'm so sorry, Michelle. I really... I wanted to, I just... I'm going to drop Ev at my grandma's and I'll be back this afternoon. No, Michelle, hold on.
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What are you worried about? Just we're like so out of sync.
