Holy shit. I'm sorry, I don't need... That's fine, we can... I don't have to go on with that. But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.
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And if you do that, the sex will come.
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This is not a problem, so do not worry. You understand? Yeah, listen, Jim. Before you were born, your mother and I, we would do it every day. I don't need this. Sometimes two or three times a day. This is back in the '70s. A lot of experimentation was going on. Your mother favored something she called, "diving for dollars."
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That means a lot, gentlemen. What about your arm? Oh.
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What about Michelle?
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I lied to my best friends, and I'm sorry.
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Lard Arms? Jesus, Stifler. Talk about an ugly duckling turning into a swan, right?
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So, I'm assuming you didn't know he was gay back then. Jim, it's a good thing you found a woman with the sex drive of a dozen groupies. Hmm?
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How often did you and Mom...
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Dicks.
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Seriously?
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What's this?
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Could Jim be any more obvious?
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I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch, not the boss, the better off you will be.
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Oh, you do, do you? Thank you for telling me how you feel. Do you mind if I tell you how I feel?
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Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy It's... I was just... Huh? That's good, it's all clean.
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Sure, thanks. Let me know if you want some creamer with that.
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Fucking yuck You didn't actually think I'd fall asleep again, did you? As long as you're mine, I'm happy. Jesus, Kara. What are you doing here? Your creepy friend invited me and all my girlfriends. Nice outfit, by the way. Very kinky.