So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
American Pie 2
11.3s
Mother of God! Come on, you pussies! We had 'em! - I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doin' all the sacrificing'.
American Pie 2
3.9s
That's it. Where's your tongue?
American Pie 2
3.8s
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
American Pie 2
4.4s
- Oh, God. - It was worth it. Hello.
American Pie 2
4.9s
- You better like it. - Promise. I wouldn't lie.
American Pie 2
4.4s
- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!
American Pie 2
3.4s
You do him. We love to watch.
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
American Pie 2
14s
- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right. - Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs. No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
American Pie 2
11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
7.2s
- Just relax. - You get out of my house! - Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
American Pie 2
6.4s
Okay, I think that's enough now. - I want more. - Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Let's just get started.
American Pie 2
11s
Okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do. I need to keep this party goin'. I'm takin' one for the team.
American Pie 2
3.5s
I'm sorry? - You go. - We go.
American Pie 2
5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
