Well, Michèle has confirmed it. - I suck. - What? I gotta get some practice. Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach. It's like a hummingbird feeder. - You think so? - I know so. Guaranteed hotties.
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The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude. All right, now it's your turn. Come on. There's nothing to tell.
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Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but... the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. The girls are coming. I made some calls.
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Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. He is special.
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My name is Petey! Thank you!
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Not now! Come back later. Go!
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And I have gigantic balls!
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He's my bitch.
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Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.
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Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner.
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Special, my ass. Come on. Give the little guy some support.