You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't think there's anything I really need to talk about, Jim.
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You want another? For sure.
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Where the hell is he? Guys, this is stupid. I really can't keep Michelle waiting. Can we just head back? Hold on. Let Stifler do his thing. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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Did you guys see the look on their faces? Fucking awesome. He is crazy.
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The only math I know is you've added your penis to her vagina zero times.
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I told you he was funny. He's adorable.
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Stifler.
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Stifler?
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No, no!
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With high school chicks.
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Hello.
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Hey, sweetie. Mmm, sweetie pie!
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Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? Definitely. Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos... I saw it all on Kathie Lee & Hoda. Happy birthday!