I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
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35.3s
Jim, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you had said... You can't just stand out here. Look, I need your help. Nadia's coming back and I don't... I don't wanna be this awkward... bumbling, nervous guy with her. I don't wanna seem like a dork. Well, I know that feeling. Spend your life playing in the band... it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
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4.3s
We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some...
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1.1s
Here you go.
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1.1s
That's nice.
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2.1s
- Here we go. - Let's do it.
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6.7s
I've been saving this for a special occasion... for a special girl, just like you.
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15s
- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. - All right. - The door is locked. - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye sex. Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.
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8.8s
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
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8.5s
Make it real. You do that... we'll do anything you want. Anything? Anything.
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2.7s
I can't believe this. Okay, just do it.
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1.5s
Hand jobs.
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2.1s
You won't be needing this.
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2.1s
Who wants me to touch Amber?
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5.2s
What's your name? Jeanine.
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7.5s
It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! Finch, how are you?
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12.2s
I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did... because I have not been here the whole time. Natalie, get dressed! - Beer? - Avert your eyes! Turn around! - Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!
