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Isn't this great?

American Pie 2

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Well, Michèle has confirmed it. - I suck. - What? I gotta get some practice. Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach. It's like a hummingbird feeder. - You think so? - I know so. Guaranteed hotties.

American Pie 2

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The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude. All right, now it's your turn. Come on. There's nothing to tell.

American Pie 2

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Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but... the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. The girls are coming. I made some calls.

American Pie 2

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Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. He is special.

American Pie 2

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My name is Petey! Thank you!

American Pie 2

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Not now! Come back later. Go!

American Pie 2

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And I have gigantic balls!

American Pie 2

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He's my bitch.

American Pie 2

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Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.

American Pie 2

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Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner.

American Pie 2

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Special, my ass. Come on. Give the little guy some support.

American Pie 2

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Play! Do something.

American Pie 2

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This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.

American Pie 2

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Folks, he's just a little nervous.

American Pie 2

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Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey. No, no, no, Petey. Here we go. All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.

American Pie 2

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Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Please repeat previous statement. Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator... which was a big hit movie ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.

American Pie 2

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No, no, that's all wrong. Thank you. Have a nice day. - So what does he mean, "meet up"? - You know, like hang out... grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands. - I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does. Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.

American Pie 2

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Isn't this great?

Well, Michèle has confirmed it. - I suck. - What? I gotta get some practice. Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach. It's like a hummingbird feeder. - You think so? - I know so. Guaranteed hotties.

The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude. All right, now it's your turn. Come on. There's nothing to tell.

Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but... the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. The girls are coming. I made some calls.

Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. He is special.

My name is Petey! Thank you!

Not now! Come back later. Go!

And I have gigantic balls!

He's my bitch.

Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.

Come on, Petey. You're doing great, partner.

Special, my ass. Come on. Give the little guy some support.

Play! Do something.

This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.

Folks, he's just a little nervous.

Kids, entertain yourselves. Play along with Petey. No, no, no, Petey. Here we go. All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.