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Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? This summer's turned out to be great.

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Stifmeister's palace of love... straight love.

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All right. Here. And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. Whack away, Jim. Does this stuff really make a difference? - Oh, yeah! - Really?

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"Dear Jim.

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It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. Why would I pretend that? Guys do that.

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- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.

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Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. - How about you? - That's Stifler's mom. Silence. I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. Stifler, was that...

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Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.

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Don't send an ambulance. Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?

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Paint thinner.

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- Everybody okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed. - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. - 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.

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Shit.

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No, no!

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Good. Okay, now... the collarbone... kiss.

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Stand up.

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Dung beetles.

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Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.

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- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. "Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place. - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. Absolutely.

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