You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo... or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but... I want you to know there are two people... who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son. Thanks, Dad. Don't forget your penis cream.
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So my entire stockpile is wasted... and I look ridiculous!
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- That's your brother? - Yes.
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Excuse me.
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Come on.
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Oh, shit! Shit!
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I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued!
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- Poison control. - Hello?
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- Friends. - Friends.
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Look, you don't have to do this. Maybe I was being selfish... in wanting to be your friend. Maybe it's just not gonna work. I would much rather have you as a friend than not have you in my life at all.
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- Ozzy, my man! - There he is. Shake off your chains of monogamy? You're a free man. I don't think so, Stifler. I'll never turn over to the dark side. Dumb ass. What happened to the Nova I knew in high school? Nova, as in Casanova, the guy who had all the moves. - He was an idiot. - Yeah, but he was my idiot. Hey, everyone, listen up! Nova's back, baby... and he's taken the lock off his cock!
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Jim, I have told you my memories from high school. What are yours?
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Party on!
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I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.
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Hey. Kevin Myers. Hi. Sorry I was a dick before. It's okay, man. My name's Brett. - Can you give us a sec? - Sure.
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Ozzy, I'm lobbing you a softball. Pull out your bat and take a swing. Mandy.