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- Kevin likes it. - He likes getting head. Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky? I mean, h-have you just never had one with Kevin... or have you never had one, period? I've had one. - I think. - Okay. That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex. You tell me you never even had one manually? - I've never tried it. - You've never double-clicked your mouse?

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So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking? Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? - Yes, ma'am, I am. - # And here's to you # # Mrs. Robinson # # Jesus loves you more than you will know # # Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson # - Mmm, you're dead. - # God in heaven smiles on those who pray # # Hey, hey, hey # # Hey, hey, hey ## # Hey, hey, hey ## # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # And there's no cure # # And no way to be sure # # Why everything's turned inside out # # Instilling so much doubt # # It makes me so tired # # I feel so uninspired # # My head is battling with my heart # # My logic has been torn apart And now ## - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I. Oh, Finchy. Finch. - Oh, Stifler's mom! - Finchy!

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Excuse me, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I just thought you all should know this. Chuck Sherman is a liar. I never had sex with him. He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all. Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. Thank you for your time.

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- I wanna have sex. - Now?

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And then he just puked his brains out. - That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you. Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine? It's sort of sexual.

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Strip! - Strip? - Slowly. Uh, you mean, like, strip strip? For me. What is he talkin' to her about? - Uh, no idea. - Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business.

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Hmph.

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Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?

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This'll do. Whoo-hoo!

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Joanie, was that you? - Oh! - Can't hold it. Oh!

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Please, God, let this be it. Please?

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- Mom? Shit-brick? - Hey, Stifler.

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Who's the man? Stifler!

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Yeah. Freak.

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- 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. Nuts you do, you little horn dog. Yeah! Yeah, baby! Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." # Ahhhh # Come on! What's goin' on here?

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Jim? There's a, uh... a young lady here to see you. - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study? Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid. - Dad. - That means... He's not-not one of those nerdy guys but... - Dad! - Well, I'Il... I'll let you two hit the books.

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Nice car! - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. - What are you talkin' about? - Please. I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. Wait! I don't understand. I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. Heather, I wasn't makin' fun of you. Gimme a break. You're so full of it.

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- Looks like you could use an extra hand. - Jim! - Well... Oh, God. - Shame on you. Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go. - Well, you have seen me. Now, it's my turn to see you.

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