No. I cannot do that to her. Jim, get some fuckin' balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... and tell me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat. # How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you # - # I needed the shelter of someone's arms # - # Someone's arms # - # There you were # - # You were, oh # # I needed someone who understands my ups and downs # # There you were ## Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. Yeah, I know, my timing's off. No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. I'll do it.
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- D-Does this mean I'm not gonna get to do the duet? - Albert, you suck.
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Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
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Last night, though.
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# She's open waiting for more # # And I know he's only lookin' to score # - # Often they've typically # - Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. # Been starved for attention before ## Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no. Hello? - Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong. - What? It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory. God, how juvenile. Hey, hey, hey, guys! - # Baby # - Check this out! Oh, my God!
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Oh, yeah. Oh!
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Kev? - Yeah? - I wanna hear you say it. Okay.
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I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
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- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!
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Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it, okay?
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# Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee # Focus on the music. Think melody. - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start.
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- Dick. - I'll do it. Great. See you tomorrow.
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You suck!
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Eww!
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- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.