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18.8s
Illegal channels? Shit! If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel. - Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah. Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night? - No. - Ariel, man. She's so hot! - She's a mermaid, dude. - Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.
American Pie
4m48s
# Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do ## # Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' # # Watchin' X Files with no lights on # # We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one # # Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Kurosawa I make mad films # # Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai # # Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs # # So my irons aren't always flyin' off the backswing # # Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon # # Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing # # How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad # # Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad # # I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral # - Sweetheart? - # Can't understand what I mean You soon will # # It's been one week since you looked at me # # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Hello to your mother your brother significant other # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind # # Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind # # 'Cause this is the summertime # # And it's here to free your mind # # How many other people can you save today # # Don't you think it's high time that you sail away # # Leave today Don't fall behind # # Try something new, turn into you if only for a short time # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind ## # Love is tragic Love is bold # # You will always do what you are told # # Love is hard Love is strong # # You will never say that you were wrong # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # Love is color Love is love # # Love is never saying you're too proud # # Love is trusting Love is honest # # Love is not a hand that holds you down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I gotta get my feet back on the ground # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # But love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more ##
American Pie
25.8s
It's gonna be fun. You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations. You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date. No, no, no. I don't want a date. Finch is goin' stag and... so am I. God, he's like so... refined. - You think that older woman thing is true? Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.
American Pie
47.4s
Fellas! What's goin' on? Fellas! What's goin' on? Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scopin' the babes. Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. Sherman is movin' to DEFCON 2. - Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. - Hey! You have somethin' goin' tonight, Sherman? You see that Central chick, Bernette? - Um, no. - No. She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator. Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady. - Go get 'em, tiger. I'll be back!
American Pie