Here we are. Ooh! This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton. Oh, I am so glad you like it. Okay, well, why don't you just settle in... - and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right. I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too. - Oh, he's gonna love me. - Let me know if you need anything. Yes!
Big Momma's House 2
26.7s
Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. Wrap it up. Ohh. Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.
Big Momma's House 2
5.7s
She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. Oh, and can you shave her pads for me?
Big Momma's House 2
21.2s
They're gone. Now I need your help. Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? Um, to protect my virtue. Does it really need that much protecting? Would you just get over here? Come on.
Big Momma's House 2
28.4s
- Molly? - What's wrong? - She's in some kind of trouble. - What? Who? - Wait. What are you doing? - I gotta go. - What the hell are you talkin about? - Look. I promised that child that I would be there for her. You're not going anywhere, and that's an order! Well, that's an order I can't follow. Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice! We are in the middle of this investigation! What do you care about some bratty teenager anyway? Don't nobody mess with Big Momma's babies. Nobody!
Big Momma's House 2
2.6s
You're losing it.
Big Momma's House 2
8.9s
...give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. Wait. Carrie! - Carrie? - I gotta go, baby.
Big Momma's House 2
5.3s
I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. It's no trouble.
Big Momma's House 2
2.3s
Come on, baby.
Big Momma's House 2
12.4s
- I know that you're busy. - Yeah. All I'm saying is I could use a little bit of help. If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her? Because I had to. I'm gonna call Mrs. Gallagher first thing and get a new nanny.
Big Momma's House 2
17.9s
Ooh! Ooh! That's my jam! Ooh! There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller.
Big Momma's House 2
4.1s
- What? - Andrew, no!
Big Momma's House 2
6.7s
- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?
Big Momma's House 2
1m0s
- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!
Big Momma's House 2
23.1s
Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.
Big Momma's House 2
41.6s
- Hey, baby. I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix? Oh, Phoenix? The convention. Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm? Oh, no, no. We just, uh... doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby. You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know. That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit. Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep. Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you. Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy... - because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too. - Bye.