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Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.

Big Momma's House 2

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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.

Big Momma's House 2

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Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.

Big Momma's House 2

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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.

Big Momma's House 2

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- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!

Big Momma's House 2

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They're gone. Now I need your help. Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? Um, to protect my virtue. Does it really need that much protecting? Would you just get over here? Come on.

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Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.

Big Momma's House 2

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Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?

Big Momma's House 2

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- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?

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Mom'll never believe this.

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Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. Wrap it up. Ohh. Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.

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You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. Well, of course I will. Yes. Sure enough. Id love that.

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Ooh! Ooh! That's my jam! Ooh! There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller.

Big Momma's House 2

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She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. Oh, and can you shave her pads for me?

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Sherri? Baby- - Where is she? - Who? - Who's Carrie, Malcolm? No. - Where is the Carrie girl? - Baby, you got that all- - No- - Which one of you is Carrie? Baby. Baby. Sherri. - Is your name Carrie? - No, baby. That's not no Carrie. - You got it all wrong. - Malcolm Turner, F.B.I.? - F.B.I.? You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised. Wanna explain these?

Big Momma's House 2

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- Get it. - What do you mean, get it?

Big Momma's House 2

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Excuse me, darlin', but that's my leg you're humpin'.. Ooh, young people just so nasty today!

Big Momma's House 2

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You understand you need to get this job, right?

Big Momma's House 2

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Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.

Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.

Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.

So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.

They're gone. Now I need your help. Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? Um, to protect my virtue. Does it really need that much protecting? Would you just get over here? Come on.

Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.

Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?

- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?

Mom'll never believe this.

You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. Well, of course I will. Yes. Sure enough. Id love that.

Ooh! Ooh! That's my jam! Ooh! There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller.

She needs a flea rinse. Turbo dry. Oh, and can you shave her pads for me?

- Get it. - What do you mean, get it?

Excuse me, darlin', but that's my leg you're humpin'.. Ooh, young people just so nasty today!

You understand you need to get this job, right?