Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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Oooh. - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. Okay, I deserve that. My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. - What? - Working. I'm good at what I do. Real good. I know all the answers. Well, at least I used to. - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- that you're invulnerable. Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
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- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
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Oh, God!
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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- That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late. Why don't your daddy take you to school? Daddy says he has an important job where important things happen... so he cant waste his time with our nonsense.
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Mrs. Fuller, can we do this some other time?
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Good Lord, help em all. Now, I know you got somethin to say to that.
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And you drag my Big Momma into this? - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. - I got Bishop. - Where is he? Right over- He's right over- - Wait-Where- - Lets go. - Lets go. Knock it off. - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? This is him, right? - Yeah. He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? Cause right now he's our only lead. Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.
What time does the paradin' begin? and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. I think you'll be very comfortable. And then you just put your things in this locker. There's nothing else in there but your things. There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. - Hey. - Hello. Hi. Tryin' to find my locker. Ooh. Around here somewhere. Ooh. Oh. Ooh.
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Oh. This feels good. - Huh?
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This'll help you get over the wood chipper. All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you. - Yeah. Id have a drink with you... but I gotta go to work.
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- Go get em. She is an excellent agent. Very professional. Oh, Mrs. Gallagher, you're here. - I'm sorry I was so late. - Hi. They're here. Can I talk to you for a second? I want you to know things are gonna be different this time, I promise. What? I don't know what you mean. Look, I know that I am particular. But I am gonna work on it. I'm gonna be more flexible. Probably not about everything, but I think that... there is some wiggle room, in some areas, probably.
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Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.
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Lets just jump right into the interviews. - Great. Whatever you want. I have three amazing candidates. Ladies, Id like you to meet Mrs. Leah Fuller. Mrs. Fuller, this is- Ooh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Big Mommas in the house. Ooh, hello. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late... but there was an incident on the bus. - Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? - Well, lets just say there's one pervert... who wont playing the flute no time soon. Huh? Ooh, give me a second, please. Ooh, got my pressure all up and my nerves goin. Ooh.
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You wanna back up off this girl... fore I knock the taste out your mouth. Molly, what are you doin here anyway? This is not the way you were raised. I know. I know. But I got a text message from Chad. - Chad? Oh, Lord! - He said to meet him here- You know what? You and Chad are gonna run my blood pressure up. - Molly! - Hey, where have you been? I got really scared. Molly, I came here as soon as you called. I swear I didn't send you a message. I mean, I've never even heard of this place. - What? - Wait a minute. If you didn't send the message, then who did? Oh, wow. That's - That guy works for my dad. What's he doing here?
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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.