I got it. I got it. So whatever you were gonna do, you don't have to do to me.
The Man from Toronto
1.5s
[farts]
The Man from Toronto
17.7s
Stop living in your imagination. -That's for Mr. Green to do. -You don't think I know that? Let's not skip the fact that I'm now here carrying out a mission that I'm not capable of doing. You're gonna go in there, you're gonna give him your scariest look, and you're gonna complete the mission, or you have no idea what I'm gonna do to you.
The Man from Toronto
15.4s
[song continues] [Teddy] So you're telling me this is some type of tech company event? [Toronto] Yeah. [Teddy] My mouth is burning. Sure you don't want any of these Hot Hot Cheese Puffs? Put that garbage away, man. What you mean garbage? It's good. I'm trying to be nice and give you some.
The Man from Toronto
1.4s
Come on, look at it.
The Man from Toronto
13.8s
That's what they call it at the firm now. If a paralegal screws up, they say they Teddyed it. They named a screw-up after me? -You're actually a verb now. [laughs] -Okay, listen, that's the past. Why talk about the past? I wanna focus on the present.
The Man from Toronto
1s
Look at this.
The Man from Toronto
3.8s
My legs. You're big, ain't you? [chuckles]
The Man from Toronto
6.9s
Well, if you're on time, you're late. [chuckles] Ain't that right? Do me a favor, grab this box. You know, I got bottles. Get the bottles.
The Man from Toronto
1.9s
With respect, I'm listening.
The Man from Toronto
2.1s
I'm at the tail end of it now, though.
The Man from Toronto
6.4s
Been like this since I was six. It's called "a consistent flow," that's what the doctor said. Phew.
The Man from Toronto
6.1s
It got me out of bed. [agent] Intel suggests he grew up on a frozen lake in Canada, 50 miles from nowhere.