Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddybox. It's all the "wow" without the "ow." Maybe you got somebody you got a little altercation with or had one with. Or maybe there's somebody that just doesn't need to receive your love. Okay? Let's go. I'm talking to you, Doug. You know who you are. Back when I was in school, Doug used to pop me in the back of the head with fruit cups. Well, right now, Doug, I'm about to kick your ass. [Handler] Drive into a trap, you're on your own. [Teddy] One, two! That's one way to look at it. The other way is their trap's gonna drive right into me.
The Man from Toronto
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All right, if… if I have to do this, then I want you guys to do something for me. Okay. I got a tax lien that I've had for quite some time, that's really affecting my life.
The Man from Toronto
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Why can't it be his ugly ass? Why can't he go?
The Man from Toronto
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Well, you're talking about domesticated, well-fed pets.
The Man from Toronto
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I gotta call… I gotta call my wife. Don't… How do you think I found you?
The Man from Toronto
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Tax lien. I also have an American Express debt. You gotta pay it back every month, and they never explained that to me in full. -Great. -Okay. Okay, perfect. We got it. -There's a Visa situation that's the same. -Visa? You can pay that one off monthly, but I… I just… I botched that. While we're here, I owe my cousin Carl $300. -So if you could just send him a wire… -All right. But make it look like it came from me, 'cause he got a record. Sir, does your wife prefer Swedish or deep tissue?
The Man from Toronto
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Miss Teddy Jackson. Matter of fact, call her Teddy. Okay.
The Man from Toronto
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Why didn't you just say that? Why not say, "Grab the handles behind you" from the beginning?
The Man from Toronto
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[yells]
The Man from Toronto
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My car! [screams] No! Ah!
The Man from Toronto
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[panting] Oh! -Shit! -[guns cocking] We got him.
The Man from Toronto
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[pilot] Shots fired on the ground.
The Man from Toronto
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[Teddy] Grab my ass!
The Man from Toronto
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They say he filleted an entire poker parlor in Minnesota. I… I did what in Minnesota?