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-[Teddy] Morning. -Teddy. Oh, I know. I know. -I've been meaning to come by the gym. -Well, you better come, Betty! -There, I will. -Dream hard and punch harder! -Thanks. -Here you go, guys. -Marty's Fitness. Right up the street. -Thanks. [Teddy] Stop lunchin' and get to punchin'!
The Man from Toronto
33.3s
Non-contact boxing? [Teddy] This is big. This is the whole breakdown of the idea. Now, the big thing here is that it's still boxing, without the contact. That's the beauty of the idea. Look at this. I'm getting that same burn that I normally would, right? [imitates punches landing] [grunting] But I don't touch you. I got so excited when I started to get into the idea, I decided to put up the first workout video. Just to get a response. Three comments. And the questions are simple. They're like, "What is this?"
The Man from Toronto
20.6s
This is… all part of your method? No, man, this is just a warm-up. When you ain't did it in a while, things can get a little animal. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Gotta tap into that danger zone. Start using safe words. I can't say that I do. Oh, you probably got safe sentences. Safe paragraphs. [laughs]
The Man from Toronto
30.4s
Filleted the entire poker parlor. Goddamn right I did. Don't nobody else say anything. You know why? Because at this point I'm getting angry. I'm getting angry, and I'm about to get real active. Look at my thumbs. Because it's the last thing you're gonna see. Look at this. Look at me, I'm gonna do it. -Oh, God, no. -What? Do you want me to do it? No! -Do you want me-- -No! -I'm gonna do it! -No. -[Teddy] Do you think I'm playing? -[moans] -I can't hear you! Is that what you want? -Ah! No. -Is that what you want? Then say it! -No. -Say it! -Okay, I'll tell you! Say it!
The Man from Toronto
37.8s
Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddybox. It's all the "wow" without the "ow." Maybe you got somebody you got a little altercation with or had one with. Or maybe there's somebody that just doesn't need to receive your love. Okay? Let's go. I'm talking to you, Doug. You know who you are. Back when I was in school, Doug used to pop me in the back of the head with fruit cups. Well, right now, Doug, I'm about to kick your ass. [Handler] Drive into a trap, you're on your own. [Teddy] One, two! That's one way to look at it. The other way is their trap's gonna drive right into me.
The Man from Toronto
16.8s
[Handler on phone] No chatter on the network. Did this grifter leave a signature of any kind? It would take a real pro to make it look this amateur. Did you grab the password on the email address? [Handler] The algorithm is four characters in. You have two hours and 47 minutes to full hack. Too slow.
The Man from Toronto
32.1s
Tax lien. I also have an American Express debt. You gotta pay it back every month, and they never explained that to me in full. -Great. -Okay. Okay, perfect. We got it. -There's a Visa situation that's the same. -Visa? You can pay that one off monthly, but I… I just… I botched that. While we're here, I owe my cousin Carl $300. -So if you could just send him a wire… -All right. But make it look like it came from me, 'cause he got a record. Sir, does your wife prefer Swedish or deep tissue?
The Man from Toronto