Right? [sentimental music playing] -[music stops] -No. Absolutely not.
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What was that?
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Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right? What is wrong with the dinosaurs here? Dinosaurs didn't look like this. Dinosaurs didn't look like this! Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager. [screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate! [chuckling] That manager's in for a long discussion about the Jurassic period. Hey, can you say that again? Uh, sure, but, you know, you could experience things a whole lot better without that camera. Your eyes are nature's camera. I am experiencing it. This is how I experience things. I don't think you are. You're hiding behind that phone. You're not even trying… [high-pitched meowing] -[laughs] -All right, new rule. No more phones. Dad, y… you break my laptop, cancel my tickets to college, make me late. -What am I supposed to do? -[sighs] -[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip. -[Linda] This is a disaster.
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I always felt that way, too, Mark. Whatever happens out there, I will never forget you, Pal. [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman! Wish me luck. -[whooping] -[cheering, applause] [excited shouting] At Pal Labs, we're all about connecting you to the people you love, whether it's in your home, your car… [car] Hello, Mark.
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-[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat]
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[Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people.
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Uh, uh… I mean, if you think about it, the people who made the computers are the ones to blame. -Psst. Uh-uh, uh-uh. -That's how they make money, you know? You gotta keep buying more, and they-- Katie, come on. Dad, this is exactly why I'm excited to leave tomorrow.
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But this is, like… [sniffles] …your favorite thing.
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Well, look, let me just, uh… Hey, take this.
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[melancholy music continues]
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[somber music playing]
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Well, it's yours now.
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Why is he like this?
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[sighs]
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[camera beeps]
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[sighs]
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Oh, that's what this is. I thought a psychopath wrote this. Sure, I'll… I'll accept your friend request, Dad. Hey, where's Aaron? Oh, let me just show you. [Aaron] Okay, stegosaurus… [Linda] Hey, Aaron. Wanna show your sister who you're talking to? What? No. I'm not doing anything! [screams]
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Oh my gosh! She's dead! -Call 911! -[laughing] I've been taking a class about filters. Oh, you. That is so creative. You know, speaking of which, you inspired your dad. I got on that, uh, YouTube. I, uh, sent you a friend request. Why didn't you… why didn't you accept it?