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Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. Probably danced, sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are tripping. You actually not know what happened last night? Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed-up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities. Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. What? It's not like that. It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. You're an Academy Award nominated person. You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. "
This Is the End
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# Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat # Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac # Still got my homies to watch my back # And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat # Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip # And before I bring ya ass on # Kickin ' dust on your head like I bust # My grip surrounded, I'm about... Fuck, yeah. # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # When tha shit goes down # When tha shit goes down ya better be ready # Ya better be ready # Franco! Good morning, sunshine. Guys! Guys! Wake up! Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! No! Danny, man, don't.
This Is the End
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"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down, "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven. " That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire. " I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames as we sit here right now. The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. Takes about 10 minutes to get across that motherfucker with no traffic. Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. Cahuenga. Cahuenga. I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? I love Laurel Canyon. "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads, "that old serpent called the devil and Satan, "which deceiveth the whole world, "was released onto the earth. "
This Is the End
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I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
This Is the End