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Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. What? Then of course, there's Jay, the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. What the fuck are you talking about? I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? The only reason why you care about any of us is because you think that's what God wants you to do. You don't give a shit about us. No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... You're fucking lying. Am I twisting this? I believe you were in Los Angeles two months ago, at the Four Seasons. I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, so that you could maintain the illusion that you always stay with Seth when you're in Los Angeles. Ooh!
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18.3s
What? I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " I must have misheard you. I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. Hey, okay, ease up. Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. So how we gonna decide this, fellas? All right, guys, it's simple. Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
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18.1s
Jesus. Oh, fuck. You guys okay? I broke my ass in half. Here. Shit, they got through! You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. Fuck. Did that hurt? Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. Hold on, hold on.
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22.8s
Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
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