I'll go with you, Jay. Really? Is it because of our pact upstairs? Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms. You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster.
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I think it's the Apocalypse.
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Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there! What the fuck is this?
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Shit, what do we do? Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!
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If they're all equal, what does it matter? Keep your hands and fingers off. Seth? Yeah. Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no shit.
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'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.
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Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. Probably danced, sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are tripping. You actually not know what happened last night? Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed-up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities. Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. What? It's not like that. It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. You're an Academy Award nominated person. You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. "
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God damn it!
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Please go away. He's sniffing.
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Okay. Open it.
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Oh, fuck.
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You're breathing really loud. Am I?
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I'm so scared, James. Be quiet.
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Mmm! You just swallowed it, man. It's so good. Give me a bite. Mmm! The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing.