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Hermione just stole all of our shit. Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. I didn't... I was just... I... I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself. So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.
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This is how you all feel? We talked about it. You guys are gonna vote me off the island? I mean, I made you guys breakfast. Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that. Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. Party I wasn't even invited to.
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29.7s
Thanks, James Franco. You got it. Seth! Mindy, hello. Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. Long time. How's it going? You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? Fucking pale, 110 pounds, hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? Um...
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18.3s
What? I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " I must have misheard you. I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. Hey, okay, ease up. Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. So how we gonna decide this, fellas? All right, guys, it's simple. Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
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