That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch. Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason! We're playing a game, man.
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A knife! Somebody throw me a knife! I'll get it.
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Yeah.
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Jonah Hill?
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Huh. Side by side. A team. Holy shit.
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See that? I fucking slide right in that shit. I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. Channing, introduce yourself.
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Always have. Ever since I was a baby. I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties. I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
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# La-da-da-da-dah # It's the motherfucking D - O-double-G # Snoop Dogg! # La-da-da-da-dahh # You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. # Water.
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Is that true?
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"You never know what you're gonna get. "
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From Moneyball.
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I'm not going. What? I'm not going. I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go. What? Let me break it down for you.
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Bleeding?
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Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
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...and the first eyeball was an accident, but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one. It was fucked up. But you know what? That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here. I got to admit something. I, uh...
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Shit, are they still there? I think they're gone. Are they gone? Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny? Why did he have to do that, man? He was in the clear. That is textbook. Vanity or... Is it vanity? Vanity or envy. Is it envy or wrath? It's any of them, man. You can't do that. It's being a sore winner, is what it is, more than anything. That's exactly what it is. You can't be a sore winner. No.
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Danny? What the fuck? You guys are still alive? Yeah. Holy shit, I didn't expect that. Fuck out here.
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She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal. That's fucked up. Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia. " See, that's what I'm saying, man. We've all done bad shit, you know? We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and it's time to pay the piper.
