And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it. I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but... Shh.
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I think we all remember how this works. Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's neighbors' houses, get us some food and some water. No-ho-ho. No, I'm not going first. I'll go first. Thank you. Very mature of you. Thank you.
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Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun! What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here? You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you! Don't turn this around on us. You just tried to shoot us, you fucking dickhead! Fucking murdering motherfucker! Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down. There's no more reason for this false bullshit. You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty, like you've never made a goddamn mistake before. Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd. Fuck you. And, Jonah, you fucking cunt.
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Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man. Fucker. What the hell? It's all fucked, isn't it?
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Whoa, shit! Something's wrong.
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His insides hurt worse than my outsides.
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Jesus! Holy shit! Back up!
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I hear everything.
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I'm not an idiot.
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6.1s
Yo. Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over.
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Give her drinks! Give her drinks! Put the drinks in a bag! Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag! Hurry the fuck up! Okay, they're getting the drinks. Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away. All right, you can put the ax down now. Now, Franco! Shoot her face! Shoot her! I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson! Look, Emma, just stay here with us. It's a lot safer than out there.
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Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. What? Then of course, there's Jay, the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. What the fuck are you talking about? I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? The only reason why you care about any of us is because you think that's what God wants you to do. You don't give a shit about us. No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... You're fucking lying. Am I twisting this? I believe you were in Los Angeles two months ago, at the Four Seasons. I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, so that you could maintain the illusion that you always stay with Seth when you're in Los Angeles. Ooh!
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4.5s
Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time.
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No!
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Get out of my way! Move! Move! Fuck!
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Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah. What's he gonna do? Craig. I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! For the last goddamn time!
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Danny?
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Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing, so I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right? That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you. Hey, likewise. Okay, dude, come back. I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.