Ew! What is that? Is that bile? I don't know. It's cold. Sniff it. No. You sniff it.
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Seth!
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What are we going back for? What are you talking about? In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here. And here, you don't have to sleep in a friggin' tent under a dick. I like my dick tent. I'm just saying, we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
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We're getting crazy!
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Hey, I think that's all it could fit.
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Ow! Fuck! Shit!
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What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this. What do we do? What's next? It says in the Bible, "The worthy will ascend to Heaven. " Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us. There's still hope. We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness. Okay, so, you mean, like, like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people that'll do the same shit to you. That's a great place to start. You know, to just overall love. Just be nicer and follow those commandments. Listen. We're gonna get through this. We're gonna get through this, man. You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together. You promise? We're gonna do this.
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Fuck this shit.
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What are you doing? You guys made this happen! You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me. God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!
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God did this. He gave us light, and then He took it away. You hear that? It's the soundtrack of us going insane. Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.
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Shit! What is happen... Oh, no! I'm gonna tittie-fuck you, Seth. Don't tittie-fuck me! What are they, big B's or small C's? I'm gonna push your titties together. Push 'em together! I'll get you something to help! I'll pass you something! Okay, pass it to me.
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Oh, fuck! Is he okay? Dude! Jonah! What the fuck? What do we do? - Do you know first aid or anything? - No. Jonah! I suck at first aid. Are you okay? Shit! Jonah? Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS. LBS! He's having an LBS episode! I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way!
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Where are you going?
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Bad Jonah! Stop! Stop eating him! Watch out! He's super strong! Aah!