As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
17s
Are you wearing color contacts? - No! - You so are. Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious. I haven't heard anyone try that since the noughties. Excuse me? "Negging." Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
9s
In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well. How do I get it back in? Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man... so very carefully.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6.6s
And what about them? What makes them so special? Nothing. That technology has caught up with the spy world.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.6s
Perfect timing. The gentleman's just finished.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
27.3s
Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit. By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg. And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof. So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not... you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman. I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting. Fitting Room Two is available. One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3s
Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.4s
Charlie's up next. Want to watch?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.5s
Untie yourself.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.4s
Fuck!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6s
It pains me to admit it... but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy... as any of them.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
5s
Eggsy! Oh, God. Where have you been? I've been so worried about you.