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Exciting news. - What? I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks. No. - Yes. To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. No. Yes. Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin. No, Col. There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys. Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well... that any bar anywhere in America... contains ten girls more beautiful... and more likely to have sex with me... than the whole of the United Kingdom. That is total bollocks. You're mad. No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William... without the weird family. No, Colin, no. - Yes. Nyet. - Da. Nein. - Ja, darling. Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year... and your unhappy job to organise. Tell me. - It's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole... and advise the girls to avoid Kevin... if they want their breasts unfondled. Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children. But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera. Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible... six-foot, tight-T - shirt-wearing... boyfriend? No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. Really? Right.
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Hello. What the hell are you doing here? Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs. The lady of the house let you in, did she? Yeah. Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah. I thought I'd pop back and see... if she's better. This is good. Oh. Listen, erm, I've been thinking. I think we ought to take Mum out for... her birthday on Friday. What do you think? I just feel we've been bad sons this year. Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine. Hurry up, big boy. I'm naked and I want you at least twice... before Jamie gets home.
Love Actually