"Sorry. Not for you. I was sexting my sister." (pounding on glass)
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...where she remains to this day." TUTAR: Yes. This is not a true story. -Okay? -It is a true story. No, no, it’s not a true story. Your vagine cannot bite. It cannot suck your arms to a ball. It can’t do that. But my tatti told me that. -Okay. -He tell me the truth. I mean, I understand what you’re saying, -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. But that’s not the real world. -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? -Yes. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. See, I’m here. You ready? ♪ ♪ TUTAR: What are you doing? JEANISE: We’re driving. Women can drive. -(crying) -Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! You can’t drive! -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. -This is... -No, no, no! -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. TUTAR: Help me! It’s a woman driving the car! ♪ ♪ May I?
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You stay here.
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No, it’s dangerous. Look at the manual. This happened when a woman tried to be a journalist.
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I get to choose.
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Hi, I’m Macy. -It’s nice to meet you. -Nice meet you. Come sit with me. -You are sugar baby. -I am. What is sugar baby? So, pretty much, a sugar baby is a younger girl like you and I, and we’re dating someone who’s older. -Yes. -And how old do you like them? That’s the question. -Nearly dead. -Okay, then, you should get someone who just had a heart attack. -Yes. -Okay, high five. -High five. -I love that. That’s what you want. As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive. -You want to be more submissive. -Oh. We have to be kind of weak. But I’m strong. I can open a beer with my small hole.
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"Return immediately to die in excruciating pain. "You will be tied to two cows who will face Uzbeks "with turnips inserted in their assholes. "Uzbeks will be enticed away with money and cows will follow to eat turnips, ripping you apart." ♪ ♪
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-I’m coming with you. -No, no. You want to live in a cage? I forbid it.
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Okay, we need to try this on.
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So, he grabbed her vagine.
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Arrested. Him? House arrest. What about Rudolph Giuliani? ♪ ♪
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I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania!
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But I failed my mission. It’s okay. People make mistakes.
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So the mans sometimes tell lies? Yes. A-A lot. Hmm.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -(both speaking Kazakh)
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What he say? MAN: "If you can deliver her to Rudy, you will live." ♪ ♪ High five! (laughs) -You’re not gonna be killed. -I love you. ♪ ♪
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No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. I excite. You excite, but that’s not what you want. Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. And any man should like you as you are. You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. But if I have enormous titties, I don’t have to learn how to swim. Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. You will still have to learn how to swim. They will protect me. How will they protect you? They titties. Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- Girl, look at yourself. Look. Look. You see yourself? Huh?
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Are you serious? I swallowed the baby. You’re not supposed to eat the baby! (grunting)