Three illegitimate but charming children? No. I've just split up with my boyfriend, so I'm back with my mum and dad for a while. Ah. Sorry. - No, it's fine. I'm well shot of him. He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon? He said no one'd fancy a girl... with thighs the size of tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. No.
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God, I'm so late. It's just round the corner, you'll make it. You sure you don't mind me going without you? No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten. I love you. - I know. I love you even when you're sick... and look disgusting. I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it. Right. Did I mention that I love you? Yes, you did. Get out, loser.
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Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
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Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
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Thank you. - Thank you. Looking for anything in particular, sir? Yes. That necklace there, how much is it? It's 270.
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Right.
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Morning, my future wife.
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Your eyes tell me how you want me I can feel it in your heartbeat You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter Oh baby I'll take you down, I'll take you down Where no one's ever gone before And if you want more If you want more, more, more Then jump for my love Jump in And feel my touch Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night Then jump for my love I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy Jump in You know these arms can fill you up Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night Then jump for my love
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OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place. Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour. OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice. I'm always nice. 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly. ' I'm always... - 'Mark? ' Hi. How was the honeymoon? It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff. So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour. ' I've just tried the wedding video... and it's a disaster. 'It's come out all blue and wibbly. ' I'm sorry. I remember you filming a lot... and I wondered if I could look at it. To be honest, I didn't really... Please. All I want is one shot of me... in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise. I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up. 'Must go. ' Any progress with our matchmaking plans? No. I've done fuck-all and never will... because he's too good for me. How true.
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This is Carla. She's real friendly. Hello, you must be Tony. I heard you were gorgeous. God only knows what I'd be without you...
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God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you... God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face. God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows God only knows what I'd be without you...
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'Whenever I get gloomy... with the state of the world, 'I think about the arrivals gate... at Heathrow airport. 'General opinion makes out... that we live in a world of hatred and greed... 'but I don't see that. 'Seems to me that love is everywhere. 'Often it's not particularly dignified... or newsworthy but it's always there. 'Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, 'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. 'When the planes hit the Twin Towers, 'none of the phone calls from people on... board were messages of hate or revenge, 'they were all messages of love. 'if you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling... you'll find that love actually is all around. ' I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Feel it in my toes, yeah Love is all around me And so the...
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Free as a bird. Fire away.
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So what do you reckon to our new prime minister? Oh, I like him. I can't understand... why he's not married, though. You know the type, he's married to his job. Either that or gay as a picnic basket. Excuse me, Judy, if you could... just lower the nipples... and cheat them a bit to the left? OK.
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These are from the Treasury... Uh-huh. ...and these are for you. Excellent. Thanks a lot. I was hoping you'd win, not that I wouldn't have been nice to the other bloke, just always given him the boring biscuits... with no chocolate. Thanks very much. Thanks...
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Explain again why you're so late. Can't a man have any secrets? We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview. ...is a thing of the past Maybe you can bring us all hope this year Visions of sugarplums have disappeared... It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem... and the baby Jesus was in his manger.
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Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. Oh, yeah. Hiya, kids. Here's an important message... from your Uncle Bill... don't buy drugs. Become a pop star... and they give you them for free. And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye. All I want for Christmas is you...
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Look at him. Eurh. - Just a minute. Actually, they're not funny. They're art.