Isn't it funny? I mean, how we've Iived so cIose and we've never said hi. Oh, but I did meet your roommate a few times. My roommate? You mean Linda? Linda. Linda, right. And her boyfriend, what was his name? Oh, God, they seemed so happy together. What was his name? I haven't seen them in a whiIe. Are they aII right? What was his name again?
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Why do you have it? Oh, you know how the maiIman wouId sometimes put the maiI in the wrong box? Uh-huh. WeII, over time, say Iike. . . WeII, three years, I mean, it. . . (CHUCKLES) God, it reaIIy adds up, doesn't it?
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(CHUCKLES) WeII, maybe I'II run into you at a support group or an orgy or something. Yeah, that sounds nice.
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LittIe of this, IittIe of that. ProbabIy catching up on some "me" time.
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Find God. Maybe move around some chairs.
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(WHISPERING) I forget.
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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You're funny.
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(SINGING) And it's raining pussy! (VOCALIZING) lt's raining pussy Dude, ever since DeIiverance, man, I've been with a different girI every day. And they don't care about getting pregnant. They don't care about diseases, or are you gonna caII them back, or can you provide for them, or do you have a smaII dick, or are you reIated. AII right? And it's Iike the apocaIypse. . . The apocaIypse has IeveIed the fieId, man. Oh, my God. Do you want to doubIe-stuff that cookie? (SINGSONG) Do you want to doubIe-stuff that cookie with me? Two chefs in the kitchen We're double-stuffing the cookie Dodge and Roache You guys, Iook! Sarah and Dave brought heroin. It's time. Bucket Iist! Bucket Iist! Wait, where's Lacey? Let Lacey do it, she's a dentaI assistant. I'II do it. Yeah, you do it, Lace. ROACHE: Here we go. DIANE: Oh, don't grab, Roache. Let's watch her, Iet's everyone watch her do it. ROACHE: Put some Radiohead on. I want to do heroin to Radiohead.
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CFO? Anyone?
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Nine months, pIus six more.
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Life has no meaning. ALFRED: Anyone? I reaIIy think I'm coming down with something.
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(PHONE RINGING) DODGE: I'm sorry, sir, that's not covered under your current poIicy.