I don't understand. What is he doing? I guess he's. . . Is he trying to puII us over? (LAUGHING) Oh, come on. He can't be serious. How fast are you going? Who gives a shit? Why aren't you sIowing down? I think we can take him. Oh. Hey! Hey! Hey! SIow down ! What are you doing? What are you doing? SIow down ! PuII the car over. Come on. Don't you think that he must have better things to do? Penny, puII the car over. Jesus, what's he gonna do, shoot us? There's a very reaI possibiIity he couId shoot us, yes! AII right! AII right! Let's puII it over. AII right! God, but. . . But I shouId warn you, my dad's ex-miIitary and he says I have a reaIIy serious probIem with authority. Put that away, pIease. Give that. Mmm, mmm. No, it's aII I've got Ieft and I'm trying to ration it. Come on.
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(HONKING HORN)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: Okay, what we're getting now is, yes, they're saying it was, in fact, a fire that erupted inside the externaI tank of the ship exactly 98 seconds after it entered the asteroid fieId. No one is sure what caused the fire which Ied to the massive explosion killing all 1 2 crew members and scientists aboard the space shuttIe DeIiverance, taking with them our last and only hope. Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttIe DeIiverance has been destroyed. The finaI mission to save mankind has faiIed. The 70-miIe-wide asteroid known commonly as "Matilda" is set to coIIide with Earth in exactly three weeks' time, and we'll be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the end of days, along with all your cIassic rock favorites. This is Q1 07.2.
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ReaIIy?
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AII right.
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I dated someone from Camden.
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SURFER: Sorry, dude! It's okay.
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I never saw myseIf as an oId man.
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Oh, you're serious. Yes, I am. Oh. Oh !
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WeII, that protects you and your famiIy against any sort of apocaIyptic disaster. Asteroids, obviousIy, pIague, famine, Iocusts. . .
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I aIways knew. I aIways knew it'd be over too soon.
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And since Ted in Human Resources is no Ionger with us, (WOMAN SOBBING LOUDLY)
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Drawbacks? Um. . .
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WOMAN: What are you doing? MAN: Hey, up yours, paI !
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(SOBBING) So feeI free to wear your casuaI Friday cIothing pretty much any day of the week.
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BICYCLIST: On your right!
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There'II never be another So teII aII your sisters and brothers lt's your very last birthday (ALL CHEERING) Happy birthday! Ooh !