- Have you met me? - Okay. I couldn't get through three words of that. All right, walk over and say, "Hey there." - "Hey there"? - Hop up. Get up.
The DUFF
7.6s
- I'm gonna get started. - I have to... I am late for an event. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna...
The DUFF
1.8s
Oh, uh-oh.
The DUFF
13.1s
- You sure about that? Ha-ha-ha. Oh, God, please, make it... - Make it go away. It's very bad. - No. Step three, okay? Smile more. You're really cute when you're having fun. So we are off to a great start, smart-ass.
The DUFF
2.6s
- Try to keep it in your pants. - Next.
The DUFF
9.4s
Look at me, Toby. Don't look at me. Look at me. Put your arm around me. Whoops. Toby, heh. You're a little excited, aren't you? Toby...
The DUFF
28s
Sorry, your profile for what? A dating site. I signed up for all of them. Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate. JDate? You're not Jewish. I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site. Note to self. Okay, here we go. Here's my profile pic. - Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay. Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture? Oh, is it too formal? Well, it is a little... Well, it's either that or all the duck-head poses people do on here.
The DUFF
2.7s
You're messing with the wrong girl.
The DUFF
11.8s
Toby, that is unbelievably inappropriate. But it doesn't feel bad. - Okay. - I need to talk to you. Oh, God, I want you so bad. Toby...
The DUFF
1.7s
What the...?
The DUFF
30.3s
- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool. Will there be a lot of walking, though? Because I'll wear my Shape-ups. Having some... Text me. I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal, but what was the worst he could do? - Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not. Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff, I could've done that with Jess and Casey. - I need you to give me real talk. - Real talk? You got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.
The DUFF
7s
Despite missing my ex-best friends, my mom was right. I could sense that good things were about to happen.
The DUFF
2.5s
Oh, I got a flirty.
The DUFF
12.3s
Oh, just give it to me, Toby. Oh, just a little pinch right there. Just... Oh, he's dirty. Oh, he's going to town on me, Toby. - Oh, Toby. - Are you gonna do anything? You're my special little Toby. I can take you home with me.
